"The only thing worth going out for on Black Friday is drinks." -- Michele Bashor Van Detti
Wednesday, February 23, 2005
Oreo Cookie
Seen at the Evil Empire (Wal-Mart): Black woman checking out with the following items: three loaves of white bread, vanilla ice cream, chicken breasts (white meat, eh?), toothpaste, tampons. Everything going into her body is white. Odd sight.
I'm 45, have green eyes and short brown hair with lots of gray. At 5'1" and well above my ideal weight, my sweetie calls me his neolithic goddess (as in the Venus of Willendorf).
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