A Day at the Quack Shack

I went to see the doctor today. The pain near my rib was diagnosed as "costal chondritis". Not exactly pleurisy, but close, I suppose. Also, the phlebotomist drew blood, and hit it on the second stick, so I was impressed. It often takes 6 or more tries, as my veins are deep. I'd have a hell of a time if I ever wanted to be a junkie. I had blood drawn to have my anemia and cholesterol checked. Last time (over two years ago) that they checked my cholesterol, it was high, but no action was recommended, so all I've done is try to eat more garlic and onions. If my cholesterol is still high, the doctor will prescribe medication.

I was given a shot of depo medrol (a steroid) for the rib thing and a prescription for naproxin EC for the pain. I suppose the cough I've been having can be treated with OTC meds. I'm actually starting to feel a little better, except for the injection site, which is beginning to throb.

While at the clinic, I had the doc look at the lumps on my right arm. They are probably lipomas, but since my insurance will pay for excision, and one of the lumps was removed a couple of years ago and has started regrowing, I'm going to have them removed on the 25th.

The doctor is actually a physician's assistant, and I like her quite well. She's at the clinic associated with the local medical school which used to be associated with the (now defunct) osteopathic hospital. I like that osteopaths will on occasion perform chiropractic procedures. A few years back, I had a pain in my shoulder that wouldn't go away. I finally went to the clinic to have it examined. The young male doctor I saw at the time opined it was caused by my carrying a heavy book bag, gave me a chiropractic adjustment, and the pain was immediately gone.

Well, I have to go herd cats -- make the kids gather their dirty clothes to wash. Actually herding cats might be easier. Guess I'll have to threaten the cutting of a peach switch. We have a peach tree right near the front door. The threat alone usually works.

Next time, if I remember, I'll delve into the whole concept of disciplining children.